It fit perfectly, and the skirt was a swirl of intricate pleats. I wore it confidently to an evening party and glowed when a woman...

Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. Clifford would shout "When I die, I'll dig my way up and...

...and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm pistol for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun and...

Make vanilla pudding and put into mayo jar. Eat in public. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. Wear shirt that...