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The Man With The Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.... The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, “A hamburger,...
thelocalconnectorn
May 12, 2021


Big Shot
The new boss walked in and see's a guy leaning against the wall and asks the guy how much do you make a week? The guy says "$400". The...
thelocalconnectorn
May 5, 2021


Yearly Physical
Joan went to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks "135" Joan said....
thelocalconnectorn
Apr 28, 2021


The Bathtub Test
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well"...
thelocalconnectorn
Apr 21, 2021





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