Yearly Physical

Joan went to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks "135" Joan said.

The nurse puts her on the scale and said "your actual weight is 180."

The nurse asks "Your height?" "5 foot 6" Joan said.

The nurse checks and says "Joan, your actual height is 5'2".

She then take's Joan's blood pressure and says "Joan, your blood pressure is very high."

"Of course it's high!" Joan screamed. "when I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now YOU tell me I'm short and stout!"

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