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To Do List

  • Make vanilla pudding and put into mayo jar. Eat in public.

  • Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

  • Wear shirt that says "Life" and hand out lemons on street corner

  • Get into crowded elevator and say " I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today."

  • Major in Philosophy and ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

  • Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.

  • Become a doctor, change last name to Acula

  • Change name to Simon, speak in third person

  • Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned in to a parrot."

  • Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger for encouragement.

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