A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and asks "My dog's cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for him?" "Well" says the vet "Let's...

Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.... The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, “A hamburger,...